Would like to and have done. >.>
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon - not super sleepy and plenty of time to play around.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Far right side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef is the best, but both pork and chicken are fine, pork I like more seasoned.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
No, but I've had times where I should have.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would.
7. Shower or bath?
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Not when I share a shower with people, so mostly not.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese is the best imo.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer to be unable to determine if my lovers are human or angered badgers.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Haha, love love yes, love like friends, most everyone.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Most in person, some only from the interwebs and vidja games.
13. Love or money?
Money. Resources provide the path to everything. (Thanks StarCraft!)
14. Credit cards or cash?
Credit cards - but we need Federation style credits imo.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No, but that may change.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel, that's a more unique experience for me.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The median on 13th south in Orem.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yeah, way overpriced.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes, but I am too obese and end up being left places.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. Lots of alcohol was involved though.
24. Favorite drink?
Whiskey, water, coke. Mix/match to taste.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Not that I know of, but I've had sex with other people in the room who weren't involved.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Anyone who wants 'em.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
I make little to no sound, so it's never happened and not really a concern.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Because this is SUCH a seedy survey.